You must be this drunk to read this book...

Found in "The Bookseller of Kabul" by Asne Seierstad, because Americans can't even begin to think about Afghanistan while sober...

The people are aliens...

Found in "Phosphor in Dreamland" by Rikki Ducornet.

I am not making this one up.

I swear on the Jewish Bible that we found this receipt for window tinting in a copy of Bram Stroker's "Dracula." I know that sounds unbelievable, but we did. Did someone put it there purposely as a joke? I don't know. Did a real life dracula take his car into the shop while reading about his forefather? I don't know.